fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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