For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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