i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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