I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
and she was petting her beer can
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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