God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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