:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Randomize
