Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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