First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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