i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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