Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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