3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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