You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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