Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Houston, we have a squirter
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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