is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
