similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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