I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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