And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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