I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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