WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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