I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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