The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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