i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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