oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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