How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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