Your mouth is God's brothel.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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