I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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