problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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