I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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