fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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