Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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