Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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