some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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