Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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