I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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