Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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