Do you still have your period?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
