Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
well you can't waste a boner
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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