You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i out mim tonsoeep
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