hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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