Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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