i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
lets start a swedish sibling band together
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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