I wish i was in the wii world.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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