Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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