I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
