are you still at the devil's house?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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