I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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