I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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