I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I need water and some morals
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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