3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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