Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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