It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Houston, we have a blender
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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