Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I wish you could order shots online.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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