If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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