That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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