why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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