If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Farmville is her only friend.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
