People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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